So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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