my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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