i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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