i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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