She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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