Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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