hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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