is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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