would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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