New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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