I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Sorry my hands just texted you
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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