Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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