I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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