i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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