Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
