that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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