Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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