As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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