So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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