And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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