i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Randomize
