Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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