Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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