"it" just moved
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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