Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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