just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I love having hate sex.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
