Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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