So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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