Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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