Duck Duck Cougar?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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