I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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