I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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