So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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