they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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