I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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