Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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