You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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