No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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