on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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