Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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