Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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