Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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