The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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