Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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