I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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