If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Found your dick twin last night
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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