i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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