Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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