I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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