sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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