Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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