You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
i now understand why vodka
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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