with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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