we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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