im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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